Courtney. I'm 22 & I live in good old London.

Gin, football, books.

Lloyd.

 

aureat:

i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing right now but i’m pretty sure i’m not doing it

dontwastegoodlipgloss:

Fat girls with a jawline are not the only kind of fat girls.
You best believe there’s heaps of hot fat babes with huge double chins and motherfuckin’ neck fat. 

kirstyintheskywithbutter:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 


Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Reblogging for the commentary.

kirstyintheskywithbutter:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Reblogging for the commentary.

(Source: biencorrect)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo